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Sometimes we played board games as a family, but that's about it. You don't grow particularly close to a sibling playing Chutes and Ladders once in a while.Sure, over time the games became more adult as we k**s grew up. Before you start getting too excited by the word adult, I mean games like Scrabble and Monopoly. But other than enforced associations during family outings, or planned rainy day events, Barb and I mostly went our separate ways. Since we spent little time in each other's face, we rarely fought. Guess you could say we liked each other.Barb grew into a big, strong girl. Thanks to being an enthusiastic athlete, she developed powerful, long legs. The girl loved to run, she liked field hockey, softball, and basketball. Being 5' 10" certainly helped her in all three sports. For fun, Barb loved to swim. If you hadn't guessed, she had a body to die for. Being a guy, I have no idea about dress sizes or bra cups. When she wore a swim suit, it looked like a couple plump, tasty. You are ... You are... 'HIM!' Please forgive me!"Since the table was turned I calmly declared, "Hell yes I'm 'him' as you said and do you know what your new name is? It's mud!"He shook his head, "I do not understand."Tatiana laughed and added the Russian saying, "Свинья́ везде́ грязь найдёт."Literal: A pig will find mud anywhere.I watched as his face flushed with rage while he declared, "I have never been treated in such a manner."I added, "And if you don't get your fat ass out of here I'm going to show you how I treated the damn Chechens!"He turned, began to leave and I shouted additional insult to injury, "Don't let the fucking door hit your fat fucking ass on the way out!"The door no sooner closed, than Tatiana locked the door, jumped into bed with me and ... Hey I sure as hell don't kiss and tell!Flashback – GlenAfter sending the Colonel and the Major to Thule for an 'extended' assignment, things finally calmed down in Russia and I thought I'd finally taken care of the situation..
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